Funny Things People Say to Pregos....

So, I was getting on to the elevator to go to my doctor, and i see this old man coming, so i hold the door for him. He was clearly a WW2 vet, and was decked out in Navy garb, and was practically wearing an american flag. So, the elevator door closes, and it's just the 2 of us. He looks at my belly, and says, "when you gonna launch that destroyer?" After I almost wet myself...ok maybe just a little...I said December. Then remembering Pearl Harbor, I added, "LATE December." He laughed, and got off the elevator. I stick to my belief that old people are the greatest!